May 2012
I wonder who I'll become in 20 years.
tdeeszy:
Will I be married to the person who I love with all my heart, have children of my own, have a nice job and a beautiful home and have retired happy parents who are proud to have a child like me? Or will I still be the same as I am now, lost, ignorant, and childish? In 20 years, I wonder if I will become a better person than who I am right now.
learning-love:
I saw this hot guy who works for the mechanics for tires and such at work. He was on his break and he came to my table. He smiled, and said in his wonderfully deep seductive voice:
“Hi. I’m gonna steal your food.”
And I could see his muscular arm reach over,
sweet jesus please steal more than my food
steal my virginity omg
SO ATTRACTIVE
Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need...
Differences between normal people and me: →
wowfunniestposts:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
what a funny blog
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
I would, if I could, but I can't, so I won't.
