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if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
idk dude if you walk behind it’s sorta like having two bodyguards
Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows
I make all of these faces when I eat chicken nuggets too.
The second one tho
I want to be
Stick thin so desperately I wouldn’t mind being anorexic……..
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.